A sattirical brand that imagines a dystopian world where we've accepted and embraced gun violence. Momma Goods is a fictional ecommerce brand that seeks to shine a light on America's strange relationship with guns. Rather than offering empty thoughts and prayers, Momma Goods provides more practical solutions for protecting your kids when you send them off to school. Bedazzled kevlar vests. Bubblegum flavored morphine? Spider-Man riot helmet? Hello Kitty Gauze?